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I don’t give a flying fudge cake. 🍰 My clients’ accountants build my credibility, not a dude at Forbes. 💅
If you’re thinking about going back to school for astrophysics just to run your fkn business–
You can MOVE your people with simple messaging.
It doesn’t take strategic tactics and textbook sales psychology. Bc BORING.
You can ATTRACT your dreamy clients.
And make ‘em stay
You can build a fkn MOVEMENT
Without missing bath time or fam dinner
You can SCALE a business that’s not your f*cking baby
Because you already have a baby (or idk, a LIFE that you wanna live)
You can build something MASSIVE through simple action
Tiny, easy-to-learn, master-these, go-DO kinda actions
You can be the ONLY coach that matters to your people
Bc you’re way too DAMN good at what you do to be playing at 20% of your potential
You can make FUK YOU money
Without gorilla gluing your BUNZ to an office chair and wanting to poke your eyeballs out.
Business gets to be SIMPLE.
You get to light that candle, and burn complicated to the GROUND with strategies that work without working YOU to the bone.
Because it’s about TIME you have your cake and eat it too.
But it’s more like we put the you’re f*cking MADE for this into the numbers you see at the end of the year.
(and fun, bc duh) 💅
Not boardroom, KPI, do you have the bandwidth, boring sh/t 😴
Make it simple.
Your life is dripping with honey. It’s so f*cking full. You can MASTER the daily money making actions to create a SIMPLE business that puts LIFE on the top-tier of the cake stand, NOT business.
Make it simple. Take it HUGE.
You have traction but you KNOW you’re playing at 20% of your potential. And your income reflects that. Let’s leverage what’s good, leave what isn’t, fill the gaps, link arms, and take sh*t to the f*cking MOON w/o ever sacrificing life.
With a Masters in Education and a Teacher of the Year trophy in hand– I know how to teach so your people MOVE.
A full-time teacher, I scaled my business to $116K in less than 7 months. Year 2. $400K. First full calendar year in my biz (not full-time bc MOM is full-time). $800K.
Not an accident. I just didn’t have time to waste on sh*t that didn’t serve me. When I was backed into a corner where simple was the only option, I got savvy– skipped the fluffy sh*t and made CASH.
And I’ll be damned if any woman EVER thinks to build a business she has to give up people, hobbies, dreams, and energy doing sh*t she HATES to build something that takes over everything.
With a Masters in Education and a Teacher of the Year trophy in hand– I know how to teach so your people MOVE.
A full-time teacher, I scaled my business to $116K in less than 7 months. Year 2. $400K. First full calendar year in my biz (not full-time bc MOM is full-time). $800K.
Not an accident. I just didn’t have time to waste on sh*t that didn’t serve me. When I was backed into a corner where simple was the only option, I got savvy– skipped the fluffy sh*t and made CASH.
And I’ll be damned if any woman EVER thinks to build a business she has to give up people, hobbies, dreams, and energy doing sh*t she HATES to build something that takes over everything.
Because you can have it all. And it’s my purpose to show you how to do it.
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A simple method for making SALES that feel as good as they look in your Stripe account. We’re ditching the push and making buying feel so YUMMY for the people you want in your world.
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A simple system for crafting MESSAGING that teaches your people how to think, talk & VALUE your offer + brand so your movement is KNOWN, the sales are sweet & bank account numbers spicy.
A simple process for making content EASY and fun– so you can be consistent and LOVE what you’re putting out into the world w/o spending 45-minutes crafting the PERFECT caption.
A simple method for creating an offer CURRICULUM that delivers delicious client results, boosts client retention, and makes selling wayyyyy fkn easier while building your movement.
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Pop in some earbuds and let ya girl show you how to make a f*ckton of cash by keeping your business simple, your calendar open, and your life full.
cake money confidential
My babies are my babies. By giving a big how about we f*cking don’t to industry advice that makes your business your life– your ~actual~ life gets to drip with love, family, slow mornings, PJs on a Tuesday, and BUCKETS of cash.
Let’s f*cking gooooo
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